No matter his age, my bard can't start a boy-band
Halflings do not store food in their cheeks for winter
Bigby's Offensive Finger is not a real spell
We will not take the dead dryad with us to use as kindling.
No paraphrasing the party leader's elaborate plan as 'pick somebody you don't like and let them know it.'
Mashed potatoes do not add to my damage resistance
Cannot take the flaw Obsession: Elf Chick's lingerie
The answer to 'who's got point?' is not the fireball
I can't use my sneak attack opportunity to cop a feel.
I cannot make called shots to their self esteem
There is no Gnomish god of heavy artillery
Plan B is not automatically twice as much gunpowder as Plan A
If at any point if my dwarf takes on the mannerisms of Macho Man Randy Savage, he dies
I am not the master of the low blow or the gang up.
I cannot gradually describe my character more and more until it's obvious I'm describing Burt Reynolds
I am to stop asking the elf to put a good word in for me with Santa
For the King" is an example of a good battle cry. "Smoke the Mother" is not.
Spankings generally will not change evil alignments
Gnomes do not have the racial ability 'impromptu kickstand'
There is no Gnomish Deathgrip, and even if there was, it wouldn't involve tongs
Check out the glen's live journal page in the links for 980 more things he is not allowed to do in a RPG.
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